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My name is Beaver Sanders, and I am asking you to join our political riverlution. You may have heard that I suspended my campaign to be the next Damocratic candidate for President of the United States. However, you probably did not hear in the corporate media that I have chosen to pursue a more important position: this year's Beaver Queen. If you are sick and tired of billionhairs hoarding the majority of wealth in this cuntry, join us. If you believe in Mediclaw for all, join us. If you believe that addressing climate change should take precedence over Gnaw Street profits, join us. Enawf is enawf.