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She’s sexy. She’s classy. She’s just the right amount of sassy. She’s Her Royal Highness (HRH) Beav Arthur, casting her vote on behalf of Vaguely Reminiscent!
When not working her tail off slinging cocktails at her day job, HRH Beav Arthur is a trivia host extraordinaire, bringing joy, laughter and lots of Golden Girls puns to a local audience of literally tens of people. If you send her some beaver-related trivia along with your bribe, she’s got a gnawing suspicion that you may just take yourself home a very furry crown.
HRH Beav Arthur is an avid supporter of social justice, the immigrant community and environmental reform. If you think global warming is a hoax, this judge may just shimmy her way out of the waterways to take a chomp at your ignorant behind, all while maintaining the dignity, poise, and grace of her royal persona. Help her spread the Gospel of Ellerbe Creek by sharing, caring, and baring all for this amazing cause!