MaDam Bitey White

MaDam Bitey White was born so long ago, the Ellerbe Creek was a mere trickle. Not to say she is ancient, but she’s on her 3rd set of false buck-teeth.

She was a precocious and outgoing kit though, always wanting to be the center of attention, and her ability to entertain helped her do just that. Her big break came when she was cast as the lead in “Wicker,” an all-beaver production of “Wicked” that catapulted her into stardom. Bitey White became a lodgehold name, and all of beaverdom craved more from this versatile leading lady.

Decades of stardom have done nothing to slow her pace. After 17 marriages, over 120 years on stage and in film, and a brief stint as the US Ambassador to Malaysia, Bitey has now set her eyes, jaws, and paws on a new goal: helping the Ellerbe Creek Watershed Association by lending her fame and her name to a great cause. She WILL reign supreme as grand dame of the waterways, and not even her bionic tail or prescription for pre-chewed wood can stop her from achieving her goal!

And what goal is that!?

Husband #18!

And also…the crown!